cptainsteverogers:

Lex’s dad is a real sack of shit

dajo42:

whether or not a woman shaves is hardly the biggest issue we have going on when the dragons are coming back and ulfric stormcloak murdered the high king WITH HIS VOICE. SHOUTED HIM APART

Can’t a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved?

aseaofquotes:

Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

But you’re… you’re just a girl.
That’s what I keep saying.

adds ryan seacrest on snapchat

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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"If anyone can do it, it’s you Khaleesi.”

A half mile into the walk